lovers and fighters

I always get so excited for the first snow!

But after that…it’s just meh.

Great news, you don't actually swallow spiders in your sleep.

ohyeahfacts:

Back in ‘93, a columnist for PC Professional named Lisa Holst decided to prove that you could make up anything on the internet and people would believe it.

She did this by making up a set of facts that were utterly ridiculous, the spider myth among them (which itself was taken from a collection of insect folklore that dates back to the 1950s), and unleashing it on the world in the form of emails.

Well, first of all, this a real kick in the crotch of the intellect of spiders everywhere. Although spiders are occasionally seen doing stupid things, it’s safe to assume they have enough wit to realize when they’re about to crawl through the mouth of a damned giant. If the giant white teeth aren’t enough to deter them from going spelunking down your dark, wet throat (apparently no other animals have these) you’d think the heavy draft and deafening snoring sounds would be some sort of indication of how terrible a home your mouth would be.

(source and source)

The littlest sound in German makes all the difference.

abp:

schon = already

schön = beautifully

This is very good to know.

Also,

schwul= humid

schwuel = gay (*ue = u with umlaut)

When you have the swine flu and have to stay in bed all day, your days run together and you have no idea what time or what day it is. Also I’ve barely eaten anything in the past 48 hours. Also my sleeping patterns are gonna be so messed up when this debacle is over with. On the (very!) plus side, my temperature is down from 103.1 F or 39.5 C last night to 99.3 F or 37.4 C this morning…almost gone!

Sucks.

H1N1. Yep. That means no work this week, no Stouffville this weekend, no choir tonight (hopefully I won’t lose my solo!), oh yeah and I feel like crap.

“The symptoms of H1N1 flu virus are similar to the symptoms of regular seasonal flu. They include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue.”

(Not sure, yup, uh-huh, got that, check, kinda, definitely)

I guess I’ll see how I’m feeling tomorrow.

and Christmas songs go on the Ipod.......now

(via pmanda)

I was playing Christmas songs off my iPod at work today. It was glorious.